Saturday, January 25, 2020

The Beast

According to spell check (and Webster’s), “motorhome” is two words, not one.  But I feel like motorhomes have been around long enough that the good people at the dictionary should’ve made it into one word by now, kind of like they’ve done with “basketball,” “sunflower,” and “watermelon.”  Even though I consider myself a rule follower, I will continue to use “motorhome” as one word. Some might consider me a rebel, but a real rebel would just do it and not bother with an explanation as to why he’s breaking a rule.


If you ever meet a travel nurse, there’s a good chance he or she is single and rents an apartment or room.  Many travel nurses, however, have an RV they take from city to city. It keeps them from having to pack up their stuff every 13 weeks, not to mention trying to find a place that will rent to them for three months.  Taking this into account, as well as the deposits we’d have to pay for our two cats and a ferret, we decided the RV option would work best for us.


Our decision to purchase a recreational vehicle was not made on a whim.  We spent hours exhaustively researching what kind of RV would suit us best.  (By “we” I mean Tara.) Then we had to figure out the most suitable RV for our price range.  Once we settled on a motorhome (instead of a travel trailer or fifth wheel), we headed to a local RV dealer.  We stepped inside a class C motorhome and immediately decided class C’s weren’t going to be big enough. So, these people who had never owned any kind of RV before were going to go big or go home (which we hadn’t yet sold).


We spent a couple months checking out different motorhomes.  One thing we had to keep in mind when looking at the various makes and models was whether or not there were any crevices the ferret could get into.  I can guarantee there aren’t many people who had to think about that before purchasing their RV. I hope not, anyway. (In a future post I’ll tell you about the time the ferret got into the dash.)


After a lot of research, discussion, and consideration, we purchased a 2020 36’ Entegra Emblem from a dealership in Sacramento, about 2 ½ hours south of Tara’s apartment in Redding.  Since there’s no sales tax in Oregon -- order a $5.99 value meal at McDonald’s and you pay exactly $5.99; it’s a beautiful thing! -- we couldn’t take delivery of the coach in California without having to pay thousands in taxes.  But, because our tax home was still in Oregon, they let us take delivery in Ashland, which is just north of the California border.


When you start looking into buying an RV, you quickly discover that, in general, RV’s are pretty shoddily manufactured.  (I’m sure there are some exceptions to this, possibly with the really high-end coaches.) It’s not a matter of ‘if’ you’ll have problems, but ‘when.’  So, we hired a certified RV inspector. Yes, that’s a real thing. Not only did he inspect the motorhome before we took possession, but when we got the motorhome, he and his wife also spent the weekend putting us through what they call RV Boot Camp.  It wasn’t nearly as intense as it sounds; we didn’t have to do pushups or get up early or anything like that. Being brand new to RV-ing, this was (a lot of) money well spent. I can’t imagine trying to navigate the ins and outs of this thing without having gone through boot camp.


Pat, our inspector, did discover several issues, some which were fixed immediately after inspection, others which are covered by our warranty.  He also told us something we’d never thought about: every time you drive a motorhome, you’re basically putting it through an earthquake. And that was certainly the cause of some of the problems, as the vibrations cause light covers to pop off, wires to come loose, etc.


Pat also taught us the BOAT rule. BOAT=Break Out Another Thousand.  If you think after buying an RV you’re finished spending money, think again.  Once we knew what motorhome we were purchasing, we just assumed we could put my RAV4 on a trailer and tow it behind the coach.  Due to weight restrictions, that was not an option. Not only did we have to trade it in for something we could flat tow (with all four wheels on the ground) -- we ended up with a Ford Fusion Hybrid, which we really like -- we had to rig the new car for towing.  And that wasn’t cheap. Our new home was now complete.  Well, complete-ish. There were still many accessories and things of that nature we needed to acquire.

Many RV owners have a name for their RV.  Without any discussion whatsoever, Tara and I each decided ours would not have a name.  However, Tara mentioned “the beast” in a text message to her sister Lisa, who said that’s what we should call our motorhome.  We both thought that was pretty humorous, but we literally haven’t called it that since then. Apparently, we just aren’t name-your-motorhome people.

Thursday, January 9, 2020

The "Adventure" Begins


When my wife, Tara, told me that she might like to be a travel nurse, my mind immediately flashed back to June of 2014.  I was being wheeled into the OR for hernia surgery, and I could tell by the way she talked that the young lady taking me there wasn’t from around here -- “here” being Eugene, Oregon.  She explained to me in her sweet Alabama accent that she was a travel nurse who works at hospitals in different cities for 13 weeks at a time. To many people, that sounds like quite an adventure.  And that’s the term literally everyone has used when we’ve told them about our new lifestyle: adventure.

In future installments, I’ll talk about some of the specific issues we’ve encountered.  Deciding where Tara’s first contract was going to take us, quitting our jobs, selling the house, getting rid of a bunch of our stuff -- if you’re interested in owning any of our former possessions, you might find them at your Eugene/Springfield St. Vincent DePaul stores -- renting a duplex to keep as a “tax home,” buying a motorhome, and driving across the country might  sound simple enough. But believe it or not, it hasn’t all been smooth sailing. And somehow, having two cats and a ferret did not make it easier.  

For now, though, here’s a quick overview.  Tara quit her job at McKenzie-Willamette hospital in Springfield at the end of July.  She began her first contract at Mercy Hospital in Redding, California, in mid-August, about the same time I gave notice at McKenzie River Broadcasting.  Tara rented an apartment in Redding, and I joined her in mid-October. On October 25th we took delivery of a 36’ 2020 Entegra Emblem class A motorhome, and for the next three weeks lived in it (with the two cats and ferret) at Mountain Gate RV Park just north of Redding.  Tara’s contract there ended on November 14th. After spending a few days back in Eugene, we spent five days driving to Denton, Texas, where Tara works at The Heart Hospital.
That’s the short version.  I’ll save the frustrations for next time, but, spoiler alert: Tara and I are still married.